matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
murphels: uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
hiddlestalker: swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
tangelo-hat: addiomiamore: castielofasgard: Holy shit I am laughing so hard Money Well Spent~
pheonixlament: I’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life
understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
lameborghini: why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is