May 2013
matturday:
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
murphels:
uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
hiddlestalker:
swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
tangelo-hat:
addiomiamore:
castielofasgard:
Holy shit I am laughing so hard
Money Well Spent~
pheonixlament:
I’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life
understandablydumb:
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
lameborghini:
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
